http://www.danyk.com/danyk/ en-us 2005-12-20T23:20:36-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000034.html I apologize to anyone viewing this site. I never update anymore and have a bad case of the comment-spam. All that spam is bogging everything down making things very slow and horrible to deal with. When I visit the beach,... danyk 2005-12-20T23:20:36-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000033.html In an attempt to start updating the site again here is a photo of the inside of my eyeball.... danyk 2005-11-12T22:37:58-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000032.html The Vietnamese have honored me well with a town south of Ha Noi Named "Dan Kim". They've given the same name to a banjo shaped instrument that while seemingly weak with it's mere duophonic string-set, in the hands of... danyk 2005-03-25T22:57:42-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000030.html Go to the video section and watch my new short made for this years Gore-a-rama-a-go-go. I ate too much candy, vomited into my handycam, wrapped it in bacon and mailed it to Detroit. This is what came spewing back.... danyk 2004-12-27T23:16:21-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000029.html My bro tied the knot recently. The wedding was a wonderous spectacle of magical extravagance. Here is David & Julia in the technicolor dream marriage.... danyk 2004-09-20T22:14:49-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000028.html After fighting poison-induced fever and severe muscle spasms in my back along with zero training for the past year, I think I did alright. The Nike Run Hit Wonder made me feel like a total run hit blunder! I was... danyk 2004-08-02T13:24:48-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000027.html UPN MAN is finally underway...possibly. The UPN 49 promotions department is "talking" about bringing in a new mascot. Here's my first character mockup.... danyk 2004-07-20T22:52:06-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000026.html Beware of your next visit to the river for you may encounter the phantom flying side-kick of death! Watch video of some lowly beach dregs crumbling in fear as the phantom strikes in a whirlwind of side-kicking fury!... danyk 2004-07-16T17:01:00-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000025.html The seed of global robotic domination has finally sprouted into the KHR-1. Here's a sneak peak into a grim future where only the freshest of princes are brave enough to stand up for the survival of our fleshy, soft-shelled species.... danyk 2004-07-10T16:15:04-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000024.html Crispy seaweed (Dan Kim Kui) From: Flavors of Korea: Delicious Vegetarian Cuisine Servings: 4 to 6 servings Category: Side Dish Ethnic Style: Korean Ingredients: 10 sheets nori ("Nori" is the Japanese name for this particular style of seaweed. Koreans call... danyk 2004-06-26T16:33:03-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000023.html Voted most likely to smell like vagina for someone who has never been loved by one or had one fart on their balls. Sung Koo Kim has been charged with breaking into university dorms and robbing thousands of young girls... danyk 2004-06-26T15:35:05-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000022.html Somewhere deep in the anus of Portland's Chinatown a new cult centre for the worshiping of false gods has risen in the guise of a vegetarian buffet. Beware of it's leader! Her lazy eye will hypnotize you into spiritual submission... danyk 2004-06-20T17:44:35-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000021.html Here's absolute evidence to prove my theory that our brains are slowly smashing together into a collective pot of beef brain stew. The Mercury started a new column written by a "Cornelius Van Shack Armentrout". Upon further investigation, I found... danyk 2004-06-15T05:01:44-08:00 http://www.danyk.com/archives/000020.html Every time I'd see my friend Marjorie I'd incessantly poke at her and whine about how she should let me be in the Employee Picks! section of the newspaper. Finally she gave in and this is what came of it.... danyk 2004-06-15T03:59:47-08:00